does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?
i want a boyfriend who is willing to sit patiently while i blog until im ready to make out with him
I’ll sit and blog at the same time, then we can stop and make out?
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bitch i will connecticut u
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how it feels to be gay
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when someone interrupts me while i’m on tumblr
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pants off, laptop on, blogging till the break of dawn
I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me
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I dont want sex, i want the things that lead up to it. The slow kissing then the passionate kissing, then the pulling closer, the neck kisses, the grabbing, biting, heavy breathing, grinding, the pauses while you catch your breath, feeling each other. Oh my.
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this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
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